Mint green floss stick spotted on H Street, Washington, D.C., April 2012
Our first reader submission! While I'm sure all of WTF's followers are anxious to see their floss pictures added to the blog, this beautifully composed gem from Washington, DC has the honor of being our first. Since the reader didn't give any context behind the sighting, I can only assume this floss stick was tossed from the back of a heavily-armored limousine during the annual Cherry Blossom Parade. That's right.....I am fairly certain this is Vice President Joe Biden's discarded floss stick! Floss fanatics in our nation's capital have assured me that Veep Biden is a frequent flosser and tosser, and with those big, shiny teeth it should come as no surprise that he likes to keep the areas betwixt his chompers debris-free. Therefore, I'm prepared to declare this not only our first Guest Submission but also our first Celebrity Flosser Sighting! This is a big day.
Now let's all just hope and pray the owner of that awesome purple Fiat in the background doesn't come forward to claim this pick as her own and ruin our fun.
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